Adoption Bureaucracy Part 2 (Brian's version)

I know this will come as a huge surprise to many of you but Joan has a slight tendency to over-exaggerate some details in a shameless attempt to try out her comedy.  I will gladly jump through a few extra hoops and fill out some extra forms to keep the ball rolling smoothly.  Unfortunately, I suspect that the local Immigration office is going to be crawling with very large men with extremely large hands just looking for someone like me to force to submit to a full body cavity search.  Especially after we are now on the Homeland Security watch list thanks to Joan's subversive post.  We'll keep you up to date on all the interesting details soon.