"Mom, mom,mom,mom,mom....can I off my pants?"
"These things (mittens) is hot my fingers! They can't go out!"
"I have BEEEG (big) problem on the bus today. Joanna say she is love me! I no love her, but I no want to hurt her feelings. What if she is kiss me? Deeshgusting!"
"Mom, I have another beeeeeg problem on the bus. This girl, I no know her name, it is something start with V and her face is like China. She say to me "are you gonna sit here?" and I say yes and she yell at me "NO, YOU IS NOT SITTING BY ME!" and I get VERY angry and yell at her "YES, I IS SIT HERE, BUS DRIVER SAY" and she say "Bus Driver, Solomon is yelling at me!" and I very angry and little bit scared."
Mom, it is very cold today.
Yes, but it's going to get colder.
Will it go to 5?
Yes, someday. That's really cold.
When it is 5 will I have to wear my mittens in my classroom?
No, it's warm inside.
But how it stay warm inside? 5 is VERRRRRRY cold!
Mom, can I wear my elevator pjs?
Your elevator pjs?
Yeah, you know with the guy?
What guy?
The guy, elevator, on Star Wars?
You mean Darth Vader??????????????
Yeah, Darth Vader. Can I wear those pjs? Can I off my pants?
Ah, once again you've made me sigh and take a deep breath for the first time today. Thank you for living my life, just in another state. (although I wish we were in the same state!)
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